Back Pain

After game one I have experience horrible back pain as a result from carrying you chumps on my back all game. God forbid someone else contributes! I don't play to lose and I'll be damned if I find myself looking defeat in the eye b/c of you ninnies.

Steve- your overall play was horrendous... Even when compared to your looks.
Tim- 100 jumpers a day until you get it down.
Pete- ...Good job
Murph- don't back talk the refs!
Ant- your hair scared me.
Pat - Unbelievable job...see you bastards on draft day.
Tuba - Take up backgammon.

If i do not see better effort from all of you next game, I'm walking.

Also I want a contract extension for the max.